Szynek Wiki

Szynek (Species: Szynekus Polandus Regularis)

Picture taken by himself after some researcher gave that monkey a phone

Picture of Szynek

Biography

Fun Facts

  1. Gets mad at almost everything
  2. Believes he's always right (99.9% of the time he's not).
  3. Defends his gay ass clan (nsd) with his life (its dead af)
  4. Misses his sex slaves ribbs and david
  5. He Believes literally everything, Every lie he's told he believes.
  6. Easy to rage bait and it feels uhh so good, better than jerking

Picture of szynek playing with butter knife

Picture of Szynek

Looking ahh

Szynek's clown skillz we documented

Let’s talk about Szynek, one of NSD's loudest members — and also one of the most paranoid and fragile. He claims he "got fedded", talks about getting killed in a raid, and constantly begs for help in Telegram chats.

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He says things like:

This is not a hardened revolutionary — just a scared kid caught up in an internet fantasy. He talks like he’s in a war movie, but in reality, he’s sitting in his room shaking over imaginary raids. He admits he’s underage, claims to be hunted by authorities, and still thinks he’s in some kind of resistance movement.

Even funnier, he says:

“Poland is EU, open borders to anywhere in Europe.”

Like running across the EU is going to save him from his own delusions. No, Szynek — this isn’t a spy movie, it’s just Discord LARPing.

NSD is full of people like this — scared, unstable, and disconnected from reality. They don’t need to be feared — they need to be exposed.

Proof of him "hearing voices and having nightmares" xD

Screenshot of nightmares proof

Szynek's Historical Illiteracy: “Hitler Didn't Kill Poles”

One of the most baffling things Szynek claims is that “Hitler didn’t kill Poles.” This statement isn’t just wrong — it’s outright historical denial.

During World War II, Nazi Germany invaded and occupied Poland, unleashing one of the most brutal regimes in modern history. The Nazis viewed Poles — especially the ethnic Catholic majority — as "subhuman" (Untermenschen) and deliberately targeted them for extermination, enslavement, and forced displacement.

From 1939 to 1945, the German occupation of Poland resulted in the deaths of at least 1.8 to 2.77 million non-Jewish Polish civilians, including:

“As part of the policy to destroy the Polish resistance, the Germans killed many of the nation’s political, religious, and intellectual leaders... and confined Poles in dozens of prisons and concentration and forced labor camps, where many perished.”
United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

Even children weren’t spared. The Nazis kidnapped Polish children deemed “racially valuable” and forcibly Germanized them. Others were sent to brutal labor camps where many died.

In short:
- Hitler’s regime killed millions of Poles
- Being Polish was enough to get you arrested, deported, or executed
- Saying “Hitler didn’t kill Poles” is not only ignorant — it’s a disgrace to history

Szynek-chan (Species: Szynekus Japanisum Animealis)

Did the photo himself since he's attention whore

Picture of Szynek-chan

Biography

Fun Facts

  1. Is very submissive
  2. Will call hitler-san if you disagree or criticize
  3. Is dumber and worse than a cat
  4. Would greet ribbs with blowjob
  5. Worships Hitler-san and believe's he's omnipotent
  6. "kys"

Furry Szynek (Species: Szynekus Furryialis)

Got his pic taken without knowing during hunting season in Polish forest

Picture of furry szynek

Biography

Fun Facts

  1. Is a furry
  2. furfag
  3. Once got fucked over by a horse
  4. Honorable mention: furry
  5. Got banned from 109 Furry conventions
  6. Only haters say it's not true

Szynek after finding out about the site

Picture of Szynek

sigma ahh